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Let’s Get Swinging

FACT:  National surveys suggest as many as 60 percent of marriages involve cheating.

 

Young people of today come to marriage with habits acquired through years of dating -such as, sleeping with other partners after the initial attraction fades.

In a nut-shell: We marry late and divorce early.

 

A study conducted by the University of Washington Centre showed that since the 90’s, the number of unfaithful wives under the age of 30 increased by 20 percent and the number of unfaithful husbands under 30 increased by 45 percent…

(AND THESE ARE ONLY THE PEOPLE WHO GOT CAUGHT)

Scary statistics for anyone wearing a ring on their finger, but are they surprising? Who can honestly say they haven’t felt the temptation to take a bite of the forbidden fruit?

Anyone who has cheated in the past will know what it is like to drag around the adulterous anchor of guilt. No matter how expensive the anniversary gift or how many times you go to your ‘favourite’ restaurant that darn thing will keep getting heavier turning that once plain sailing relationship into a Titanic mess sinking to the bottom of the abyss.

Let’s drag out this powerful metaphor some more; what if, there was no anchor?! That’s right, you and your partner cut loose the chains and drift on the open ocean filled with endless opportunities: treasures and booties to plunder, unknown islands to explore and plenty of fish to catch… Enough cryptic talk, we’re talking about SWINGING BABY!

As the saying goes, ‘Sharing is Caring’, so why not embrace your primal urges and enjoy your sexual fantasies as a couple? For the younger generation, the foundations of a healthy marriage aren’t built on the ancient notion ‘till death do us part’, they are built on butt plugs, sexual exploration and rational infidelity.

It isn’t for everyone and we understand that the idea of bringing this sort of topic up with your loved one is a somewhat daunting prospect. So, if you are worried about having the awkward conversation, all you have to do is: light some candles, cook a nice meal, stare deep into each other’s eyes and drop a few tabs of LSD to ‘open your minds’… Well it worked for the free loving folk of the 60’s and weren’t they a happy content bunch.

And, if you can’t get the real thing, you can still enjoy Private’s depiction of the swinger lifestyle in our new movie, ‘Swingers’. Not much creativity in the title but we like to get straight to the point, much like the stars of the film. Enter Here!

Embarrassing Sexual Moments Part 1

As great as sex is, it is in fact the place where a lot of people feel most vulnerable… We all have our sexual tales of woe that we would sooner take to the grave than tell the world… But some brave, or stupid, people out there have decided to share their unfortunate sexual encounters and, believe us when we say, they are extremely unfortunate.


1) Mistaking Super Glue for Lube

1b

Of course we all saw the famous scene in American Pie 2 where Jim utters the words “I kind of super-glued myself to…uh…myself,” and I am sure we are all aware of that over repeated phrase, “Life ain’t like the movies,” but, unfortunately, in this case it is! In fact, there are numerous accounts of people turning up to the emergency room in somewhat of a ‘Sticky situation’. Private’s advice, stick to the spermicidal stuff and leave the adhesives in the garage.

2) Trouble in the Glory Hole

2b

Possibly one of the most tragically horrific sexual stories out there… Whether true or an urban legend it will send shivers up your spine so I will keep it short and avoid the gory details… After two men used a glory hole, they came out of the toilet to exchange some casual pleasantries only to realize that they were staring at an all too familiar face, Father and Son suffering a sever case of Cock Shock! You can only imagine how awkward the next Christmas dinner would have been.

3) Back Breaking Sex!

3b

We all like it rough sometimes but we should know where to draw the line… right? For an unfortunate individual, who will remain nameless, back breaking sex got a whole new meaning when, during what can only be described as some ‘serious doggie action’, they fractured their tail-bone! Not quite domestic abuse but it is in the ball park so maybe try setting a safe word to keep all your bones safe while fornicating.

4) Changing Room Sex

4b

Ahh the joys of working in retail: folding jumpers, working the till and… what? Is that a noise coming from the changing room?! Public fucking can be exciting, what with the thrill of being caught, but actually getting caught is not so much fun. The walk of shame out of the shop with your jeans round your ankles and a flush red face will not only earn you a lifelong ban but a lifelong memory of embarrassment!

5) Missionary Belching

5b

Staring into each other’s eyes truly making sweet love when that big old big mac you had as a pre dinner snack comes bubbling up out of your gut flowing out of your once tender open mouth and wafting straight in her face. Unless she has some strange belching fetish, the chances are she is not going to be too impressed and that vagina will likely dry up quicker than the Sahara desert. We will never know what women truly want, but we can take a guess that a belch to the face is something they definitely don’t want… Process of elimination guys, we will get there one day.

Embarrassing Sexual Moments Part 1

As great as sex is, it is in fact the place where a lot of people feel most vulnerable… We all have our sexual tales of woe that we would sooner take to the grave than tell the world… But some brave, or stupid, people out there have decided to share their unfortunate sexual encounters and, believe us when we say, they are extremely unfortunate.


1) Mistaking Super Glue for Lube

1b

Of course we all saw the famous scene in American Pie 2 where Jim utters the words “I kind of super-glued myself to…uh…myself,” and I am sure we are all aware of that over repeated phrase, “Life ain’t like the movies,” but, unfortunately, in this case it is! In fact, there are numerous accounts of people turning up to the emergency room in somewhat of a ‘Sticky situation’. Private’s advice, stick to the spermicidal stuff and leave the adhesives in the garage.

2) Trouble in the Glory Hole

2b

Possibly one of the most tragically horrific sexual stories out there… Whether true or an urban legend it will send shivers up your spine so I will keep it short and avoid the gory details… After two men used a glory hole, they came out of the toilet to exchange some casual pleasantries only to realize that they were staring at an all too familiar face, Father and Son suffering a sever case of Cock Shock! You can only imagine how awkward the next Christmas dinner would have been.

3) Back Breaking Sex!

3b

We all like it rough sometimes but we should know where to draw the line… right? For an unfortunate individual, who will remain nameless, back breaking sex got a whole new meaning when, during what can only be described as some ‘serious doggie action’, they fractured their tail-bone! Not quite domestic abuse but it is in the ball park so maybe try setting a safe word to keep all your bones safe while fornicating.

4) Changing Room Sex

4b

Ahh the joys of working in retail: folding jumpers, working the till and… what? Is that a noise coming from the changing room?! Public fucking can be exciting, what with the thrill of being caught, but actually getting caught is not so much fun. The walk of shame out of the shop with your jeans round your ankles and a flush red face will not only earn you a lifelong ban but a lifelong memory of embarrassment!

5) Missionary Belching

5b

Staring into each other’s eyes truly making sweet love when that big old big mac you had as a pre dinner snack comes bubbling up out of your gut flowing out of your once tender open mouth and wafting straight in her face. Unless she has some strange belching fetish, the chances are she is not going to be too impressed and that vagina will likely dry up quicker than the Sahara desert. We will never know what women truly want, but we can take a guess that a belch to the face is something they definitely don’t want… Process of elimination guys, we will get there one day.

Embarrassing Sexual Moments Part 1

As great as sex is, it is in fact the place where a lot of people feel most vulnerable… We all have our sexual tales of woe that we would sooner take to the grave than tell the world… But some brave, or stupid, people out there have decided to share their unfortunate sexual encounters and, believe us when we say, they are extremely unfortunate.


1) Mistaking Super Glue for Lube

1b

Of course we all saw the famous scene in American Pie 2 where Jim utters the words “I kind of super-glued myself to…uh…myself,” and I am sure we are all aware of that over repeated phrase, “Life ain’t like the movies,” but, unfortunately, in this case it is! In fact, there are numerous accounts of people turning up to the emergency room in somewhat of a ‘Sticky situation’. Private’s advice, stick to the spermicidal stuff and leave the adhesives in the garage.

2) Trouble in the Glory Hole

2b

Possibly one of the most tragically horrific sexual stories out there… Whether true or an urban legend it will send shivers up your spine so I will keep it short and avoid the gory details… After two men used a glory hole, they came out of the toilet to exchange some casual pleasantries only to realize that they were staring at an all too familiar face, Father and Son suffering a sever case of Cock Shock! You can only imagine how awkward the next Christmas dinner would have been.

3) Back Breaking Sex!

3b

We all like it rough sometimes but we should know where to draw the line… right? For an unfortunate individual, who will remain nameless, back breaking sex got a whole new meaning when, during what can only be described as some ‘serious doggie action’, they fractured their tail-bone! Not quite domestic abuse but it is in the ball park so maybe try setting a safe word to keep all your bones safe while fornicating.

4) Changing Room Sex

4b

Ahh the joys of working in retail: folding jumpers, working the till and… what? Is that a noise coming from the changing room?! Public fucking can be exciting, what with the thrill of being caught, but actually getting caught is not so much fun. The walk of shame out of the shop with your jeans round your ankles and a flush red face will not only earn you a lifelong ban but a lifelong memory of embarrassment!

5) Missionary Belching

5b

Staring into each other’s eyes truly making sweet love when that big old big mac you had as a pre dinner snack comes bubbling up out of your gut flowing out of your once tender open mouth and wafting straight in her face. Unless she has some strange belching fetish, the chances are she is not going to be too impressed and that vagina will likely dry up quicker than the Sahara desert. We will never know what women truly want, but we can take a guess that a belch to the face is something they definitely don’t want… Process of elimination guys, we will get there one day.

Ebony Power

FUCK TO FIGHT THE POWER!

As people we have come a long way to strive for racial equality and so we should, but the fight is not over. Private have a dream! That black people and white people can CUM together and enjoy the pleasures of interracial fucking! We implore you to Fight the Power by Fucking!

Private present an interracial ass adventure of dark intention, starring Katia de Lys, Noe Milk, Jasmine, Jada Fire, Kisha Kane and Vixen Fyre, we bring you six flavors of delicious chocolate sprinkled with a hint of vanilla, Jasmine Rouge. These Ebony babes not only have sexual attributes to be admired and desired, wide hips, big tits and big black booties, they also have a deep set hunger for different colored cock. From swallowing sperm to hardcore anal, Private’s chocolate chicks put the E into Effort and into Ebony as they fight for their right to fuck!

Take a stand and embrace Ebony Power, give in to your dark desires and unite the races through pleasure in this interracial masterpiece!

Ebony Power

FUCK TO FIGHT THE POWER!

As people we have come a long way to strive for racial equality and so we should, but the fight is not over. Private have a dream! That black people and white people can CUM together and enjoy the pleasures of interracial fucking! We implore you to Fight the Power by Fucking!

Private present an interracial ass adventure of dark intention, starring Katia de Lys, Noe Milk, Jasmine, Jada Fire, Kisha Kane and Vixen Fyre, we bring you six flavors of delicious chocolate sprinkled with a hint of vanilla, Jasmine Rouge. These Ebony babes not only have sexual attributes to be admired and desired, wide hips, big tits and big black booties, they also have a deep set hunger for different colored cock. From swallowing sperm to hardcore anal, Private’s chocolate chicks put the E into Effort and into Ebony as they fight for their right to fuck!

Take a stand and embrace Ebony Power, give in to your dark desires and unite the races through pleasure in this interracial masterpiece!

Ebony Power

FUCK TO FIGHT THE POWER!

As people we have come a long way to strive for racial equality and so we should, but the fight is not over. Private have a dream! That black people and white people can CUM together and enjoy the pleasures of interracial fucking! We implore you to Fight the Power by Fucking!

Private present an interracial ass adventure of dark intention, starring Katia de Lys, Noe Milk, Jasmine, Jada Fire, Kisha Kane and Vixen Fyre, we bring you six flavors of delicious chocolate sprinkled with a hint of vanilla, Jasmine Rouge. These Ebony babes not only have sexual attributes to be admired and desired, wide hips, big tits and big black booties, they also have a deep set hunger for different colored cock. From swallowing sperm to hardcore anal, Private’s chocolate chicks put the E into Effort and into Ebony as they fight for their right to fuck!

Take a stand and embrace Ebony Power, give in to your dark desires and unite the races through pleasure in this interracial masterpiece!