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Let’s Get Swinging

FACT:  National surveys suggest as many as 60 percent of marriages involve cheating.

 

Young people of today come to marriage with habits acquired through years of dating -such as, sleeping with other partners after the initial attraction fades.

In a nut-shell: We marry late and divorce early.

 

A study conducted by the University of Washington Centre showed that since the 90’s, the number of unfaithful wives under the age of 30 increased by 20 percent and the number of unfaithful husbands under 30 increased by 45 percent…

(AND THESE ARE ONLY THE PEOPLE WHO GOT CAUGHT)

Scary statistics for anyone wearing a ring on their finger, but are they surprising? Who can honestly say they haven’t felt the temptation to take a bite of the forbidden fruit?

Anyone who has cheated in the past will know what it is like to drag around the adulterous anchor of guilt. No matter how expensive the anniversary gift or how many times you go to your ‘favourite’ restaurant that darn thing will keep getting heavier turning that once plain sailing relationship into a Titanic mess sinking to the bottom of the abyss.

Let’s drag out this powerful metaphor some more; what if, there was no anchor?! That’s right, you and your partner cut loose the chains and drift on the open ocean filled with endless opportunities: treasures and booties to plunder, unknown islands to explore and plenty of fish to catch… Enough cryptic talk, we’re talking about SWINGING BABY!

As the saying goes, ‘Sharing is Caring’, so why not embrace your primal urges and enjoy your sexual fantasies as a couple? For the younger generation, the foundations of a healthy marriage aren’t built on the ancient notion ‘till death do us part’, they are built on butt plugs, sexual exploration and rational infidelity.

It isn’t for everyone and we understand that the idea of bringing this sort of topic up with your loved one is a somewhat daunting prospect. So, if you are worried about having the awkward conversation, all you have to do is: light some candles, cook a nice meal, stare deep into each other’s eyes and drop a few tabs of LSD to ‘open your minds’… Well it worked for the free loving folk of the 60’s and weren’t they a happy content bunch.

And, if you can’t get the real thing, you can still enjoy Private’s depiction of the swinger lifestyle in our new movie, ‘Swingers’. Not much creativity in the title but we like to get straight to the point, much like the stars of the film. Enter Here!

Embarrassing Sexual Moments Part 1

As great as sex is, it is in fact the place where a lot of people feel most vulnerable… We all have our sexual tales of woe that we would sooner take to the grave than tell the world… But some brave, or stupid, people out there have decided to share their unfortunate sexual encounters and, believe us when we say, they are extremely unfortunate.


1) Mistaking Super Glue for Lube

1b

Of course we all saw the famous scene in American Pie 2 where Jim utters the words “I kind of super-glued myself to…uh…myself,” and I am sure we are all aware of that over repeated phrase, “Life ain’t like the movies,” but, unfortunately, in this case it is! In fact, there are numerous accounts of people turning up to the emergency room in somewhat of a ‘Sticky situation’. Private’s advice, stick to the spermicidal stuff and leave the adhesives in the garage.

2) Trouble in the Glory Hole

2b

Possibly one of the most tragically horrific sexual stories out there… Whether true or an urban legend it will send shivers up your spine so I will keep it short and avoid the gory details… After two men used a glory hole, they came out of the toilet to exchange some casual pleasantries only to realize that they were staring at an all too familiar face, Father and Son suffering a sever case of Cock Shock! You can only imagine how awkward the next Christmas dinner would have been.

3) Back Breaking Sex!

3b

We all like it rough sometimes but we should know where to draw the line… right? For an unfortunate individual, who will remain nameless, back breaking sex got a whole new meaning when, during what can only be described as some ‘serious doggie action’, they fractured their tail-bone! Not quite domestic abuse but it is in the ball park so maybe try setting a safe word to keep all your bones safe while fornicating.

4) Changing Room Sex

4b

Ahh the joys of working in retail: folding jumpers, working the till and… what? Is that a noise coming from the changing room?! Public fucking can be exciting, what with the thrill of being caught, but actually getting caught is not so much fun. The walk of shame out of the shop with your jeans round your ankles and a flush red face will not only earn you a lifelong ban but a lifelong memory of embarrassment!

5) Missionary Belching

5b

Staring into each other’s eyes truly making sweet love when that big old big mac you had as a pre dinner snack comes bubbling up out of your gut flowing out of your once tender open mouth and wafting straight in her face. Unless she has some strange belching fetish, the chances are she is not going to be too impressed and that vagina will likely dry up quicker than the Sahara desert. We will never know what women truly want, but we can take a guess that a belch to the face is something they definitely don’t want… Process of elimination guys, we will get there one day.

Embarrassing Sexual Moments Part 1

As great as sex is, it is in fact the place where a lot of people feel most vulnerable… We all have our sexual tales of woe that we would sooner take to the grave than tell the world… But some brave, or stupid, people out there have decided to share their unfortunate sexual encounters and, believe us when we say, they are extremely unfortunate.


1) Mistaking Super Glue for Lube

1b

Of course we all saw the famous scene in American Pie 2 where Jim utters the words “I kind of super-glued myself to…uh…myself,” and I am sure we are all aware of that over repeated phrase, “Life ain’t like the movies,” but, unfortunately, in this case it is! In fact, there are numerous accounts of people turning up to the emergency room in somewhat of a ‘Sticky situation’. Private’s advice, stick to the spermicidal stuff and leave the adhesives in the garage.

2) Trouble in the Glory Hole

2b

Possibly one of the most tragically horrific sexual stories out there… Whether true or an urban legend it will send shivers up your spine so I will keep it short and avoid the gory details… After two men used a glory hole, they came out of the toilet to exchange some casual pleasantries only to realize that they were staring at an all too familiar face, Father and Son suffering a sever case of Cock Shock! You can only imagine how awkward the next Christmas dinner would have been.

3) Back Breaking Sex!

3b

We all like it rough sometimes but we should know where to draw the line… right? For an unfortunate individual, who will remain nameless, back breaking sex got a whole new meaning when, during what can only be described as some ‘serious doggie action’, they fractured their tail-bone! Not quite domestic abuse but it is in the ball park so maybe try setting a safe word to keep all your bones safe while fornicating.

4) Changing Room Sex

4b

Ahh the joys of working in retail: folding jumpers, working the till and… what? Is that a noise coming from the changing room?! Public fucking can be exciting, what with the thrill of being caught, but actually getting caught is not so much fun. The walk of shame out of the shop with your jeans round your ankles and a flush red face will not only earn you a lifelong ban but a lifelong memory of embarrassment!

5) Missionary Belching

5b

Staring into each other’s eyes truly making sweet love when that big old big mac you had as a pre dinner snack comes bubbling up out of your gut flowing out of your once tender open mouth and wafting straight in her face. Unless she has some strange belching fetish, the chances are she is not going to be too impressed and that vagina will likely dry up quicker than the Sahara desert. We will never know what women truly want, but we can take a guess that a belch to the face is something they definitely don’t want… Process of elimination guys, we will get there one day.

Embarrassing Sexual Moments Part 1

As great as sex is, it is in fact the place where a lot of people feel most vulnerable… We all have our sexual tales of woe that we would sooner take to the grave than tell the world… But some brave, or stupid, people out there have decided to share their unfortunate sexual encounters and, believe us when we say, they are extremely unfortunate.


1) Mistaking Super Glue for Lube

1b

Of course we all saw the famous scene in American Pie 2 where Jim utters the words “I kind of super-glued myself to…uh…myself,” and I am sure we are all aware of that over repeated phrase, “Life ain’t like the movies,” but, unfortunately, in this case it is! In fact, there are numerous accounts of people turning up to the emergency room in somewhat of a ‘Sticky situation’. Private’s advice, stick to the spermicidal stuff and leave the adhesives in the garage.

2) Trouble in the Glory Hole

2b

Possibly one of the most tragically horrific sexual stories out there… Whether true or an urban legend it will send shivers up your spine so I will keep it short and avoid the gory details… After two men used a glory hole, they came out of the toilet to exchange some casual pleasantries only to realize that they were staring at an all too familiar face, Father and Son suffering a sever case of Cock Shock! You can only imagine how awkward the next Christmas dinner would have been.

3) Back Breaking Sex!

3b

We all like it rough sometimes but we should know where to draw the line… right? For an unfortunate individual, who will remain nameless, back breaking sex got a whole new meaning when, during what can only be described as some ‘serious doggie action’, they fractured their tail-bone! Not quite domestic abuse but it is in the ball park so maybe try setting a safe word to keep all your bones safe while fornicating.

4) Changing Room Sex

4b

Ahh the joys of working in retail: folding jumpers, working the till and… what? Is that a noise coming from the changing room?! Public fucking can be exciting, what with the thrill of being caught, but actually getting caught is not so much fun. The walk of shame out of the shop with your jeans round your ankles and a flush red face will not only earn you a lifelong ban but a lifelong memory of embarrassment!

5) Missionary Belching

5b

Staring into each other’s eyes truly making sweet love when that big old big mac you had as a pre dinner snack comes bubbling up out of your gut flowing out of your once tender open mouth and wafting straight in her face. Unless she has some strange belching fetish, the chances are she is not going to be too impressed and that vagina will likely dry up quicker than the Sahara desert. We will never know what women truly want, but we can take a guess that a belch to the face is something they definitely don’t want… Process of elimination guys, we will get there one day.

Fight Against the Fake Orgasm!

Gentleman, it is time for War… a War against the Fake Orgasm! A recent study from Indiana University found that 85% of men said that their partner had an orgasm when they had sex—while only 64% of women said that they themselves had one… Scary stuff…

But fear not! Private are going to equip you with the weapons you need to guarantee that big ‘O’. Join Private in the ‘Fight against Faking’ and learn the 5 Positions that will make her cum, don’t worry you don’t have to be a gymnast!


1Missionary

Every guy tries to be a beast in the bedroom, but remember women love tenderness! Surveys say that good old-fashioned missionary is the overall favorite of women as they love the closeness. However, Private’s best Stars suggest going in diagonally—rather than straight in and out—there’s more friction for clitorial stimulation!

IMG_341824


 

2. Reverse Cowgirl

In this position, the man is either lying down or in a sitting position and the female straddles him backwards — facing his feet instead of his face. It’s a key position that also allows easy access to the clitoris… So when she gets so close to cumming that she can’t thrust any more, you can reach over and flick that bean to tip her over the edge.

Chel6


3. Girl on Top

Basic but effective! Give her the reigns and let her rock like a wild bronco while she controls the depth and motion… However, don’t just lay their like a plank of wood with a 6inch nail in it… Use your hands to caress her and help her by moving her hips up and down. This allows you to take some control so she can play with her clitoris.

IMG_342634


4. Doggie Style

Doggie style is a great position for the woman because it allows her to have optimal control. Even when your pounding ass, she can adjust her angle when she wants so that you hit all her spots.Plus you can always give her a reach around clit rub to guarantee her screams hit the High C.

bil7


 

5. Spooning

Spooning leads to Forking and with this lazy Sunday morning special you concentrate stimulation in the front of the vagina, where most of the nerve endings are. Plus it makes her pussy a lot tighter which is great for you!

Armana


 

 Conclusion…. A Peace Treaty

With these simple steps, you can turn yourself from a Padwon of Pussy to a Jedi of the G spot, an Obi Wan Kenobi of the Clit. Do your part in the War against Faking and become a master of the force and, once you are a master, embrace your dark side, get Kinky!

To all the women out there who fake orgasms, if you really want to get off then stop faking and just groan when you actually feel pleasure! As history has taught us men are not mind readers and you will never have satisfying sex if no one knows what gets you off. 

Therefore, to conclude, Private propose a peace treaty to end this futile War:

Declaration 1: Men, use your new found skills to please.

Declaration 2: Women, just be honest!

I would like to end this article with a scary after thought… There is a conspiracy theory that is attached to the legend of the ‘Fake Orgasm’… All men are aware of this urban myth and we must ask ourselves a cryptic question… Brace yourselves… What if women pretend to have a fake orgasm just so we try harder… 

  sadc

Fight Against the Fake Orgasm!

Gentleman, it is time for War… a War against the Fake Orgasm! A recent study from Indiana University found that 85% of men said that their partner had an orgasm when they had sex—while only 64% of women said that they themselves had one… Scary stuff…

But fear not! Private are going to equip you with the weapons you need to guarantee that big ‘O’. Join Private in the ‘Fight against Faking’ and learn the 5 Positions that will make her cum, don’t worry you don’t have to be a gymnast!


1Missionary

Every guy tries to be a beast in the bedroom, but remember women love tenderness! Surveys say that good old-fashioned missionary is the overall favorite of women as they love the closeness. However, Private’s best Stars suggest going in diagonally—rather than straight in and out—there’s more friction for clitorial stimulation!

IMG_341824


 

2. Reverse Cowgirl

In this position, the man is either lying down or in a sitting position and the female straddles him backwards — facing his feet instead of his face. It’s a key position that also allows easy access to the clitoris… So when she gets so close to cumming that she can’t thrust any more, you can reach over and flick that bean to tip her over the edge.

Chel6


3. Girl on Top

Basic but effective! Give her the reigns and let her rock like a wild bronco while she controls the depth and motion… However, don’t just lay their like a plank of wood with a 6inch nail in it… Use your hands to caress her and help her by moving her hips up and down. This allows you to take some control so she can play with her clitoris.

IMG_342634


4. Doggie Style

Doggie style is a great position for the woman because it allows her to have optimal control. Even when your pounding ass, she can adjust her angle when she wants so that you hit all her spots. Plus you can always give her a reach around clit rub to guarantee her screams hit the High C.

bil7


 

5. Spooning

Spooning leads to Forking and with this lazy Sunday morning special you concentrate stimulation in the front of the vagina, where most of the nerve endings are. Plus it makes her pussy a lot tighter which is great for you!

Armana


 

 Conclusion… A Peace Treaty

With these simple steps, you can turn yourself from a Padwon of Pussy to a Jedi of the G spot, an Obi Wan Kenobi of the Clit. Do your part in the War against Faking and become a master of the force and, once you are a master, embrace your dark side, get Kinky!

To all the women out there who fake orgasms, if you really want to get off then stop faking and just groan when you actually feel pleasure! As history has taught us men are not mind readers and you will never have satisfying sex if no one knows what gets you off. 

Therefore, to conclude, Private propose a peace treaty to end this futile War:

Declaration 1: Men, use your new found skills to please.

Declaration 2: Women, just be honest!

I would like to end this article with a scary after thought… There is a conspiracy theory that is attached to the legend of the ‘Fake Orgasm’… All men are aware of this urban myth and we must ask ourselves a cryptic question… Brace yourselves… What if women pretend to have a fake orgasm just so we try harder… 

  sadc

Fight Against the Fake Orgasm!

Gentleman, it is time for War… a War against the Fake Orgasm! A recent study from Indiana University found that 85% of men said that their partner had an orgasm when they had sex—while only 64% of women said that they themselves had one… Scary stuff…

But fear not! Private are going to equip you with the weapons you need to guarantee that big ‘O’. Join Private in the ‘Fight against Faking’ and learn the 5 Positions that will make her cum, don’t worry you don’t have to be a gymnast!


1Missionary

Every guy tries to be a beast in the bedroom, but remember women love tenderness! Surveys say that good old-fashioned missionary is the overall favorite of women as they love the closeness. However, Private’s best Stars suggest going in diagonally—rather than straight in and out—there’s more friction for clitorial stimulation!

IMG_341824


 

2. Reverse Cowgirl

In this position, the man is either lying down or in a sitting position and the female straddles him backwards — facing his feet instead of his face. It’s a key position that also allows easy access to the clitoris… So when she gets so close to cumming that she can’t thrust any more, you can reach over and flick that bean to tip her over the edge.

Chel6


3. Girl on Top

Basic but effective! Give her the reigns and let her rock like a wild bronco while she controls the depth and motion… However, don’t just lay their like a plank of wood with a 6inch nail in it… Use your hands to caress her and help her by moving her hips up and down. This allows you to take some control so she can play with her clitoris.

IMG_342634


4. Doggie Style

Doggie style is a great position for the woman because it allows her to have optimal control. Even when your pounding ass, she can adjust her angle when she wants so that you hit all her spots.Plus you can always give her a reach around clit rub to guarantee her screams hit the High C.

bil7


 

5. Spooning

Spooning leads to Forking and with this lazy Sunday morning special you concentrate stimulation in the front of the vagina, where most of the nerve endings are. Plus it makes her pussy a lot tighter which is great for you!

Armana


 

 Conclusion…. A Peace Treaty

With these simple steps, you can turn yourself from a Padwon of Pussy to a Jedi of the G spot, an Obi Wan Kenobi of the Clit. Do your part in the War against Faking and become a master of the force and, once you are a master, embrace your dark side, get Kinky!

To all the women out there who fake orgasms, if you really want to get off then stop faking and just groan when you actually feel pleasure! As history has taught us men are not mind readers and you will never have satisfying sex if no one knows what gets you off. 

Therefore, to conclude, Private propose a peace treaty to end this futile War:

Declaration 1: Men, use your new found skills to please.

Declaration 2: Women, just be honest!

I would like to end this article with a scary after thought… There is a conspiracy theory that is attached to the legend of the ‘Fake Orgasm’… All men are aware of this urban myth and we must ask ourselves a cryptic question… Brace yourselves… What if women pretend to have a fake orgasm just so we try harder… 

  sadc