Fight Against the Fake Orgasm!

Gentleman, it is time for War… a War against the Fake Orgasm! A recent study from Indiana University found that 85% of men said that their partner had an orgasm when they had sex—while only 64% of women said that they themselves had one… Scary stuff…

But fear not! Private are going to equip you with the weapons you need to guarantee that big ‘O’. Join Private in the ‘Fight against Faking’ and learn the 5 Positions that will make her cum, don’t worry you don’t have to be a gymnast!


Every guy tries to be a beast in the bedroom, but remember women love tenderness! Surveys say that good old-fashioned missionary is the overall favorite of women as they love the closeness. However, Private’s best Stars suggest going in diagonally—rather than straight in and out—there’s more friction for clitorial stimulation!



2. Reverse Cowgirl

In this position, the man is either lying down or in a sitting position and the female straddles him backwards — facing his feet instead of his face. It’s a key position that also allows easy access to the clitoris… So when she gets so close to cumming that she can’t thrust any more, you can reach over and flick that bean to tip her over the edge.


3. Girl on Top

Basic but effective! Give her the reigns and let her rock like a wild bronco while she controls the depth and motion… However, don’t just lay their like a plank of wood with a 6inch nail in it… Use your hands to caress her and help her by moving her hips up and down. This allows you to take some control so she can play with her clitoris.


4. Doggie Style

Doggie style is a great position for the woman because it allows her to have optimal control. Even when your pounding ass, she can adjust her angle when she wants so that you hit all her spots. Plus you can always give her a reach around clit rub to guarantee her screams hit the High C.



5. Spooning

Spooning leads to Forking and with this lazy Sunday morning special you concentrate stimulation in the front of the vagina, where most of the nerve endings are. Plus it makes her pussy a lot tighter which is great for you!



 Conclusion… A Peace Treaty

With these simple steps, you can turn yourself from a Padwon of Pussy to a Jedi of the G spot, an Obi Wan Kenobi of the Clit. Do your part in the War against Faking and become a master of the force and, once you are a master, embrace your dark side, get Kinky!

To all the women out there who fake orgasms, if you really want to get off then stop faking and just groan when you actually feel pleasure! As history has taught us men are not mind readers and you will never have satisfying sex if no one knows what gets you off. 

Therefore, to conclude, Private propose a peace treaty to end this futile War:

Declaration 1: Men, use your new found skills to please.

Declaration 2: Women, just be honest!

I would like to end this article with a scary after thought… There is a conspiracy theory that is attached to the legend of the ‘Fake Orgasm’… All men are aware of this urban myth and we must ask ourselves a cryptic question… Brace yourselves… What if women pretend to have a fake orgasm just so we try harder…