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Ass, Cash & Politics !

When Private puts the sexy and very willing wife of a real-life European politician, the camera of French superstar Anissa Kate and a big budget together the result is always going to be epic. “Ass, Cash and Politics” delivers you the stunning Caroline Tosca in her first and perhaps last adult movie in a cameo role as the wife of a famous politician. While her fictional on-screen husband Theodore Tosca has a hidden hunger for power and wealth, Mrs. Tosca’s secret appetite is revealed by a trio of able young men in what might be described as “politics of inclusion.”

“It was an amazing experience and a scene I expect my husband will not soon forget.  The only studio I trusted with this was Private,” said Caroline Tosca.  Xavi Roka, Private’s head of production was equally complementary. “Even for Private where we are used to getting the best and the newest stars by nature of our brand this was a once in a decade opportunity.  I mean, how often does a beautiful wealthy wife of a well known politician sign up for a cameo role in an adult movie?”

Filmed in the air and on the ground across multiple Alpine locations “Ass, Cash and Politics” takes you on a star studded journey through the underbelly of politics.  French beauties Anissa Kate and Eva Parcker are joined by UK star Jasmine Jae and yet another first timer, Angelique Duval, whose portrayal of a naughty secretary leaves no doubt about who is the boss!

Trailer here : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWT7VUGZzyY
Preview scene here : http://www.private.com/scene/swiss-politicians-wife-caroline-toscas-private-sex-scene/18631

Private Media, Magik View Entertainment Win 3 Adult Video News (AVN) Awards 2013

“We congratulate Ettore Buchi and his team at Magik View for following up their sensational debut awards at AVN in 2012 with such recognition in 2013.”

 Article from AVN:

Private Media, Magik View Entertainment Win 3 Adult Video News (AVN) Awards

VAN NUYS, CA — Private Media, the world’s most innovative, brand-driven, multimedia adult entertainment company, embodying beauty, sensuality and luxury, captured 3 Adult Video News (AVN) awards at the ceremonies in Las Vegas, Nevada last week.  The Barcelona, Spain-based company, in conjunction with its production partners Magik View Entertainment, will return to Europe with three trophies from the ‘Foreign Production’ categories.  Private’s DVD titles are distributed in the U.S. by leading adult video distributors Pure Play Media.

‘Ass Trapped Undercover’, released in February of 2012, was recognized as the ‘Best Foreign Feature The erotic thriller of international intrigue and sexual escapades was directed by multiple award-winning director Ettore Buchiand starred Donna Bell, Mela, Kari, Melissa Ria, and Viktoria Diamond.  After months of preparation Naval Intelligence agents ‘Lenny’ and ‘Mela’ pursue a group of sexual terrorists lead by crime boss ‘Ian Scott’.  Since the success of the operation depends on the agents intimate involvement, the kinky duo use any means necessary to infiltrate and break up one of the largest sexual terrorist rings in history.

In the ‘Best Foreign Continuing Series’ category, Private and Magik View  won for their Art of Penetration’ titles.  Spanning across both the ‘Private Gold’ and ‘Private Specials’ lines, titles comprising this series in 2012 were all directed by Ettore Buchi  and included Anal Illusion’ with Tarra White, Cindy and Satin Bloom and Eufrat; Fucking Filthy Fantasies with Victoria Sweet, Nessa Devil, and Kristy Lust and Euro Pornstar Fuckfest with Tarra White, Cindy Gold, Rihanna Samuel and Carla Cox.

Magik View Entertainment founder Ettore Buchi  was onceagain acknowledged for his directorial efforts; this time in the ‘Best Director–Foreign Non-Feature’ category for Adventures on the lust boat 2 Released in June of 2012, the title starred Angell Summers, Laura Crystal and Kristy Lust.  A story set aboard a cruise liner whose passengers and crew are surprised with a variety of naughty adventures.  The lustful ship swaps its Mediterranean course for a special kinky itinerary filled with lustrous adventures going down on this cruise ship.

Pure Play Media sales manager Ms. Sonia stated, “Congratulations to Private Media and  for earning these esteemed honors from Adult Video News (AVN).  Private has created some of the best-selling and most critically-acclaimed movies in the history of erotic cinema, so it’s fantastic news to see them continue to be recognized as the leading foreign producer of adult content after a banner year in 2012.  Many thanks to AVN and its review staff for acknowledging director Ettore Buchi  for his outstanding production skills.”

 

How wet can you get!

Mandy has an amazing body with big natural tits!  Here is a sneak peek at her in action with two guys fucking the shit out of her in the movie ”How wet can you get”……

This girl knows how to please men!

 

Here is a link to the trailer:

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Fun Girl 3 – 3 girls on 1 guy

Fun girl 3

3 + 1 is hot!

Ok, so lets take you on a fantasy trip with the Private movie ’3 Gals on 1 Guy’ They say that good things always cum in threes, so what could feel better than:-
3 tongues licking you all over your body…
3 dripping wet cunts lining up to be licked out by you…
3 pairs of delectable boobs hanging in front of your face for you to suck on all those pert, round nipples, to squeeze with your hands and to take turns encircling your cock and balls with those soft, warm hanging breasts…
3 tight, warm assholes, that you have to dilate with the tip of your dick until they are relaxed enough to open wide and take the legth of your cock deep inside them…
3 hungry mouths suckign on your balls, the head of your dick, your nipples, your ringpiece and your own saliva filled mouth…

Who would you choose as your 3 ideal girls to cum and play with you?

How about Katy Caro, Priva & Virginiee?

Morrocan hareem

Morrocan hareem

Maybe you would prefer Bianca, Niky & Suzana

Captain Cock and his 3 bitches!

Captain Cock and his 3 bitches!

Or get down and dirty with Cindy, Angelina Sweet and Victoria Rose

Lickin', suckin' & fuckin'

Lickin', suckin' & fuckin'

Or let the other two girls watch while you fuck the other one, just like Tiffany Diamond, Nikita Rush & Tera Bond

Watching me watching you

Watching me watching you





Fun Girl 3 – 3 girls on 1 guy

Fun girl 3

3 + 1 is hot!

Ok, so lets take you on a fantasy trip with the Private movie ’3 Gals on 1 Guy’ They say that good things always cum in threes, so what could feel better than:-
3 tongues licking you all over your body…
3 dripping wet cunts lining up to be licked out by you…
3 pairs of delectable boobs hanging in front of your face for you to suck on all those pert, round nipples, to squeeze with your hands and to take turns encircling your cock and balls with those soft, warm hanging breasts…
3 tight, warm assholes, that you have to dilate with the tip of your dick until they are relaxed enough to open wide and take the legth of your cock deep inside them…
3 hungry mouths suckign on your balls, the head of your dick, your nipples, your ringpiece and your own saliva filled mouth…

Who would you choose as your 3 ideal girls to cum and play with you?

How about Katy Caro, Priva & Virginiee?

Morrocan hareem

Morrocan hareem

Maybe you would prefer Bianca, Niky & Suzana

Captain Cock and his 3 bitches!

Captain Cock and his 3 bitches!

Or get down and dirty with Cindy, Angelina Sweet and Victoria Rose

Lickin', suckin' & fuckin'

Lickin', suckin' & fuckin'

Or let the other two girls watch while you fuck the other one, just like Tiffany Diamond, Nikita Rush & Tera Bond

Watching me watching you

Watching me watching you





‘Cunt’down to XXXmas #3

Christmas log anyone?

Christmas log anyone?

CHRISTMAS CAROLS
Our sexy stars love to sing “We wish you a MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS!” And
Christmas cums but once a year, so enjoy this year’s festive season to the max with this special Christmas themed compilation. Packed with a lesbian gangbang, female sexy Santas, fucking in front of an audience, an orgy and more! Starring: Alexa, Angelica Heart, Britney, Claudia Rossi, Dora Venter, Doris, Helena Sweet, Julia Taylor, Kristine, Liz Honey, Lucy Belle, Mandy Bright, Maya Cristal, Stella Delcroix and Yoanna Sweet.

Merry Fucking Christmas

Merry Fucking Christmas

So out of these sexy XXXmas carol singers which one would you like to cuddle up to in front of an open fire so that she could devour your Christmas log… And join in singing well know Christmas carols such as ‘Silent Night, Horny Night’, ‘I’m Dreaming of a White Cumshot’, ‘Jingle Balls’ and ‘Here Cums Santa Claus (All Over My Face)’

‘Cunt’down to XXXmas #2

Egg nog anyone?

Egg nog anyone?

2. SANTA
Santa is a big part of Christmas but Private’s female ‘Santas’ want you to do more than just sit on their knees…

Dirty Santa

DIRTY SANTA, WILL MAKE YOUR FANTASIES COME TRUE
Santa’s sexiest helpers have gotten together to answer the Christmas wishes of all the grownup boys and girls who want a lot of fucking and sucking to keep them warm during the cold winter months. Get ready for them to cum down the chimney and help you deliver a load!
Starring: Aletta Ocean, Helena Sweet, Jasmine, Jasmine Rouge, Lara Amour, Lucy Belle, Stella Delcroix

Cum In My Limousine

Movie: Cum In My Limousine

A Private Gold movie, Cum in My Limousine follows Kid Jamaica, a recently arrived immigrant to the US in search of the American wet dream. Becoming a chauffeur for a sex obsessed playboy Kid finds himself surrounded by hot and fuckable women and so begins his rags to bitches story as he screws his way to the top.

Female Cast:
Alexa
Bea Stiel
Lea Lush
Sabrina Sweet
Janine Rose

Scene 1: Office orafice
How do you get sweaty in an air conditioned office? Let Lexa flash her gash and no amount of cooling systems will cool down your ardour…

Scene 2: Sit on my gear stick
Alexa and Sabrina get turned on in the back of a limousine, luckily they have a gear stick to play with and it’s attached to a guy!

Scene 3: Gang banged!
Janine prepares to get everyone of her holes filled, see how she writes with satisfaction!

Scene 4: She is one horny bitch!
Nothing will stop Bea getting the satisfaction she deserves!

Cum To Ibiza: Chill the Fuck Out!

Movie: Cum To Ibiza

There is no place like it in the world. The intense sun and the beautiful beaches posses an intense sexual energy that makes you want to just fuck anal, get into an orgy, get a double penetration or swallow loads of cum or just fuck in the sea. Private was the first to exploit the hardcore Ibiza in its films and here is a scorching hot selection of spunk spurting scenes starring porn goddesses Boroka, Angel Dark, Silvia Lancome, Vanessa May and Alexis among others. Remember, if you ever go to Ibiza, just fucking chill out!

Female Cast:
Alexis
Angel Dark
Bambi
Boroka
Cayenne Klein
Jessica Girl
Justine Ashley
Lara Stevens
Silvia Lancome
Vanessa May

Scene 1: Open wide!
Boroka and Vanessa open their legs as wide as they can so they can feel that thick cock entering their lucious, wet holes.

Scene 2: Float your boat
A foursome at sea will really ‘float your boat’

Scene 3: Facial cream
Silvia Lancome needs a fresh facefull of creamy jizz to rejuvenate her skin!

Scene 4: Bend over Cayenne
Cayenne feels the warm ocean lap at her pussy lips, while Toni Ribas takes her from behind!

Scene 5: An orgy of passion
Seven horny people get together in an electrifying orgy of passion!

Scene 6: Feed them your cum
Angel and Bambi need some sexual satisfaction, and they want it now!

Summer Sex Job in Guadaloupe 2

Movie: Summer Sex Job in Guadaloupe 2

The second part to Alessandro Del Mar’s scorcher, where we find sordid fraudster Oscar up to his old tricks. Sex and swindling abound in this classic tale of a conman getting outwitted at his own game. Oscar has tricked four gorgeous young girls into thinking he’s the owner of the island’s most popular resort, and in doing so he pits them against each other as they compete for the job.

Whoever can fuck hardest will get the job. With a name like Boroka Balls you’d think this blond nymphomaniac would easily get the job, but the competition is tight wet and fierce because she has to go against ravenous cock suckers who expertly handle one man together, cocksucking cutie Yasmine Gold, insatiable Chloe Delaure who can take cocks in both her holes and scream for more, marvellous Morgan Moon.

Everybody wants something in this sordid tale of double crossing and hard fucking, and only the horniest will cum out on top…

Female Cast
Boroka
Chloe Delaure
Morgan Moon
Yasmine Gold

Scene 1: Sex job
Boroka gets a holiday job on the paradise island of Guadalupe, and she works hard for the money…

Scene 2: Precious Ass!
If you go down in the woods today you get to fuck Yasmine’s precious asshole!

Scene 3: Outdoors and wet!
Take her up the ass by the side of the river and see her pussy juices dribble into the waters flow…

Scene 4: It’s fucking frothy!
Fucking on the banks of a tropical river in Guadaloupe, this randy little trio makes the water froth!

Mafia Girlz

Movie: Mafia Girlz

When you start a vendetta with the Sicilian Mafia Girlz they will cum after you with their asses! So you better make sure you’ve got enough ammunition in your machine gun to fire some face spurting sperm bullets, because they are on the hunt for a cum filled sex massacre, and they’ll stop at nothing to get it! Including a DP!

Female Cast:
Lady May
Lucy Belle
Regina Ice
Suzie Diamond

Scene 1: Salami anyone?
Lucy Belle gets taken over the kitchen table, see how she gags on the fresh salami rammed into her mouth…

Scene 2: Tight asian
Lady May’s tight asian cunt and ass both get filled to the brim!

Scene 3: Inside out!
Outside’ on the terrace these two randy bitches take it ‘inside’ their cunts & their asses…

Scene 4: Torrid threesome
Three’s ‘cum’pany as Lady May’s tight oriental pussy fights for position with Regina Ice’s warm asshole…

Black Cocks and White Asses Vol 2

Movie: Black Cocks and White Asses Vol 2

Coverstar Sasha Grey stars in the new season of hit US series Entourage in July 2010, she also drops to her knees and swallows down thick black cock in this latest Private release. She is joined by 6 more beautiful lily white asses in this sexploration of big black dicks.

Female Cast:
Bobbi Starr
Dominika
Flick Shagwell
Jamie Brooks
Sandra
Sasha Grey

Scene 1: Black cock for Sasha
Superstar Sasha Grey gets some black cock rammed inside her tight ass hole.

Scene 2: Move over Tiger Woods
Lexington Steel gets out his enormous club and shows how to get several holes in one

Scene 3: She loves black dick
Jamie takes a thick black cock deep inside her ass in this outdoor fuck scene

Scene 4: Flick gets shagged well!!
Flick Shagwell turns into the dirtiest bitch when she sees thick black cock!

Scene 5: Go Bobbie!
Bobbi Starr really shines when she has a huge black cock rammed deep inside her ass!

Outdoor Whores

Movie: Outdoor whores

There’s nothing better than fucking outside in the open air, al fresco sex is so rejuvenating especially when Private has selected the choicest chicks and fucked them outside their luxury Caribbean villas, or on the deck of a luxury yacht, or on the shore of a white, sandy beach. They get more sausage than a barbeque in this outdoor sex movie!

Female Cast
Angel Dark
Alena
Black Angelika
Claudia Ferrari
Laura Lion

Scene 1: Delicious boobs
Black Angelika has delicious, big, natural tits. Just the thing to make your mouth water and your cock rock hard!

Scene 2: A roll on the grass
Laura enjoys being outside, especially when she is getting DPed on the lawn!

Scene 3: Can they handle her?
Angel Dark takes on two studs, can they handle her? You bet!

Scene 4: Outdoor whore!
Alena gets the biggest thrill when she doesn’t fuck in a bed, see her bend over and take it outside on the terrace!

Scene 5: Revved up!
Claudia Ferrari gets revved up and ready for a fuck in her garden!

FUCK TV

Movie: Fuck TV

Welcome to the TV show where no secret is too filthy to share, and where every contestant is desperate to win some dirty, hard sex – and any fantasy they desire!

Scene 1: Booty on the boat
Description: Miss Dollar takes a boat trip that soon turns into an on deck fuckfest!
Starring: Cindy Dollar

Scene 2: Rubber Rose
Description: It’s the first time Rose has worn latex and it made her very hot and sticky…
Starring: Rose

Scene 3: She’s no Angel!
Description: She’s the reigning queen of porn actresses, no one can resist her, she is so beautiful and she is so damn horny!
Starring: Angel Dark

Scene 4: Outdoor temptation…
Description: Keana and Jennifer corsets are just too much of a turn on for this guy; they put him on his back and ride him for all they are worth.
Starring: Keana Moire and Jennifer Love

Scene 5: Who is the best?
Description: Vanessa gets her fetish on! See her show these two guys who is the best cock fucker they have ever had!
Starring: Vanessa May

Scene 6: Cum 4 a ride
Description: A rich guy seduces a sexy young foxtress in the back of his limousine…
Starring: Claudia Rossi

Best of 2009

Movie: Best of 2009

People remembered 2009 for many reasons. Private is remembered for its dedication to making banging hardcore content dripping in female cum, featuring the horniest and dirtiest goddesses of sex and pleasure who perform just for your extreme enjoyment. Starring 13 babes including the big titted Tarra White voted this year as”Best European Actress”

Title: Scene 1 Lesbian hareem
Description: Suzie Carina rounds up her lesbian hareem, wearing black stockings and lace they get down on their knees and lap up each others love juices…
Starring: Zoe, Suzi Carina, Lena Cova

Title: Scene 2 Tropical anal
Description: Threesomes are much more satisfying on a tropical beach – lets us take you to sexual paradise
Starring: Boroka, Kathy Campbel

Title: Scene 3 High heeled boots!
Description:Tarra & Natalli put on their high heeled boots and spread their legs wide open for some action!
Starring: Natalli-Di-Angelo, Tarra White

Title: Scene 4 Cum together
Description: As twilight cums so do Kid Jamaica and Nicky Angel!
Starring: Nicky Angel

Title: Scene 5 Parker’s conquest
Description: The delicious Madison Parker has a thing for older men…
Starring: Madison Parker

Title: Scene 6 Dressed to fuck!
Description: These two randy sluts see a homeless man living on the streets, he looks in need of a good fuck…
Starring: Tarra White, Lucy Belle

Title: Scene 7 Lets get physical!
Description: A foursome in a gym turns out to be a hot and sweaty workout
Starring: Mya Diamond, Sara Simon

What happens when a “Virgin Dreams” (II)

There is a chance, esteemed Private readers, that the women in this movie were not actually virgins at the time of filming “Virgin Dreams II.” But if it makes you feel any better, such is their skill and professionalism that they were able to tap into that brief period in their lives to channel what an actual virgin might dream about.

Director: Moire(*)Candy
Starring: Tarra White, Sarah Twain, Vanessa May, Natalli Di Angelo, Julie Silver

Anyone who has read “The Fountainhead” knows that the ideal of architecture is functional beauty. Thus the architect heroine of “Virgin Dreams II” wants to create buildings in which people fuck and look good while doing it.

Scene 1: B/B/G

Sarah Twain‘s house is designed in such a way that she can see swarthy workmen in the fields from her balcony. When two such dudes appear on the hillside, she hails them with the pretext of giving them some drinks. Instead, she fucks both of them.

Until they are very clearly not, all wear white. It’s like a cigarette ad.

Scene 2: B/G

Tarra White suns herself on space-age furniture in front of her space-age home. What makes this extraterrestrial landscape compelling is her outfit, which is a sort of latex bathing suit with a V-neck crotch. I was almost sad when it came off.

But come off it does, as the delicious Ms. White is serviced by yet another white-clad workman.

Scene 3: B/G

This scene brought back memories for me, because Vanessa May is interrupted whilst dusting her IKEA furniture by a man resembling Mr. CleanTM, who criticizes her housekeeping techniques and then fucks her.

I can only imagine this very scenario is played out in marriages across the world, but with far less attractive people.

Scene 4: B/G

Finally, the ripe Natalli Di Angelo sunbathes by the pool in an outfit just begging to be ripped off her, which it in short order is.

The final scene of “Virgin Dreams II” seems to be its signature, as the dream elements of the movie as well as its very hardcore sense of innocence are also evident.

As a homeowner, I am grateful to “Virgin Dreams II” for giving me a new way to think about my house. No longer will I think about “The Amityville Horror” when my roof leaks; I will simply think about Natalli Di Angelo getting a rogering by the pool.

Watch “Virgin Dreams II” here

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Power-sharing made easy: “The Prime Minister’s Sex Tape”

Not since the Clinton years has there been a head of state more ripe for a porn adaptation than Italy’s Silvio Berlusconi.

We are not saying that “The Prime Minister’s Sex Tape” is about the scandal-plagued Berlusconi (in fact, this version has people you want to see having sex), but it provides an integral piece of the cultural snapshot that the Berlusconi saga represents.

Well, it doesn’t do that, either, but it’s a lot of fun.

Director: JF Romagnoli
Starring: Kathy Campbel, Cindy Hope, Alexa, Alexis, Regina Moore, Kitty Cat, Donna Bell, Barbie White

Scene 1: B/G

Kathy Campbel is a hard-working official on a stakeout with her partner, who diverts the attention of the Prime Minister’s guards by fucking Campbel strenuously. At first Campbel protests that he needs to keep his hands to himself and be professional, but then she realizes that that sort of thing is above her pay grade.

They are forced to fuck in a van, but eventually they lose all sense of decorum and spill out of it.

Scene 2: B/G

Cindy Hope probably doesn’t need to blindfold her partner in a pool to fuck him, but the point is that she goes the extra mile, because she’s a hard worker.

Scene 3: B/G

“You bring me coffee and a sandwich,” says one of Alexa‘s two suitors.

“Sounds like porn movie dialogue,” says Alexa.

Then they fuck.

How did she know?

While “The Prime Minister’s Sex Tape” is no “All The President’s Men,” you won’t … wait a minute: you should but “The Prime Minister’s Sex Tape” because there’s a hell of a lot more deep throat in it than “All The President’s Men.”

Watch “The Prime Minister’s Sex Tape” here

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Workin’ the gherkin: Backstage on “Barcelona Sex Secrets”

Accion!” calls director Johnny Vendetta on the set of “Barcelona Sex Secrets,” and Aletta Ocean and Regina Ice mount a pool table and each other.

“Hola! Besos!” says Regina Ice. My Spanish isn’t that good, so I missed the fact that she was sending me kisses and instead thought she thought I was Mexican.

Pesos?” I said. Whatever you need, I’ll get it…

We watch for a while, entranced by Ocean’s rhythmically slapping folds, thinking of the planet Solaris with its sentient ocean (perhaps that’s why she chose her name?), but then need drives us outside.

You can’t have a boner in Barcelona without first looking at the Torre Agbar.

The building, which even its architect said is “phallic,” rises above Barcelona’s financial district and, in the five years since its completion, has been top on the list of Barcelona’s most recognized places.

That is why El Torre takes up a significant place on the cover of this movie. (The tower has a similarly-shaped counterpart in London that locals call “The Gherkin”).

“Barcelona Sex Secrets” was shot over several long days, one of which featured a romp atop a motorcycle with Lucy Belle. The movie’s only actual shot of the Torre Agbar comes when co-star Andrea Moranti, who performs the crowd-pleasing trick of walking around with a towel on his dick, takes a smoke break on the roof with the un-toweled Torre behind him.

Belle demonstrates what a pro she is in this movie, claiming preference for the doggie position (“I think this is best,” she says), but never getting much of a chance to do it in the crowded motorcycle shop. Finally she and Moranti work something out.

It is the final night of the production and director Vendetta is trying to corral a punch-drunk cast who can’t stop laughing. And it’s not a sex scene; it is a dinner party scene.

Venga!,” says Vendetta (“Come on!”) and the scene finally wraps after several extra interruptions. The actual sex scene was shot earlier in the day, but we get to see it following the dinner scene by virtue of studio magic.

But in real time, outside the Torre Agbar glows blue with frustration.

  • Watch “Barcelona Sex Secrets” here

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“The Sex Bus”: Pubic Transportation at its Breast

As we told you on our exclusive backstage look at “The Sex Bus” last month, “The sign says Kulonjarat but the real destination is about nine inches up Black Angelika’s ass.”

We are not really aware of a destination in this Vaginal Mystery Tour, as getting there is the thing that’s important.

Director: JF Romagnoli
Starring: Amy Cameron, Gilda Roberts, Jasmine Black, Simony Diamond, Linda Brown, Black Angelika, Jasmine Rouge, Louise Black

Scene 1: B/G/G/G

Our journey begins with a tasteful bang as the lucky groom of Black Angelika shares his new bride with her two bridesmaids and the bus driver careens through the streets of Budapest drinking champagne.

I’m not saying that Sex Bus drivers are menaces on the road; I’m just saying that, unless it is you fucking Black Angelika, there is no reason to be on the road.

Scene 2: B/G

The ancient scrolls describe Scene 2, featuring the delicious Linda Brown, thusly:

Down in at the mechanics Linda Brown needs her oil changing, she needs some lubrication to get her engine running, that the mechanic can get his gear stick into her gaping asshole!

You might say, “But where’s the bus?” and I would reply, “You do not have your priorities in order.”

Scene 3: B/B/G

Simony Diamond comforts two weary travelers who have missed the Sex Bus. How does she comfort them? By stripping to her high heels and blowing them through the bars of a cage.

I missed at least three buses on my recent trip to Hungary, but not once was I given a blowjob for it. Maybe it’s because I don’t speak Magyar.

Scene 4: B/G

Jasmine Black is in a loving and committed relationship with the bus driver. Despite this, she is jealous of the goings-on on his bus. To show her disapproval, she wears his hat and fucks him.

Perhaps you are thinking, “If everyone resolved conflicts like Jasmine Black, there would be word peace.”

That’s right, my friend. But since there’s not enough of Jasmine Black to go around, I’d like to give her a peace prize personally.

Scene 5: B/G

Oh, Gilda Roberts. With your tiny breasts and ladylike white stockings, you are too refined for a Sex Bus. That is why you deliver tasteful pantsless lapdances at clubs.

Scene 6: B/G

My favorite scene features Amy Cameron. Many of us have imagined fucking a stranger on a bus, train, airplane, zeppelin, or hydrofoil, but the sinful Ms. Cameron is up for the job.

Don’t get me wrong – she’s not easy; she waits a full minute as her anonymous partner rubs his dick over her tits before she finally starts blowing him. That is because she is a Lady. Leave the quickies for the ice cream truck, I always say.

Watch “The Sex Bus” here

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